This drunken BBM conversation took place throughout the night of Friday November 27th at 5 AM. It’s not really here to teach us anything… it’s just meant to entertain. Read along as “Amy” attempts to respond to “Corey’s” insistence that she spend the night. Then see how she combats his retractions of the proposal, and oh wait, then her reaction (or lack there of) to his reinstatement of the offer. Yes, it’s almost like watching a one-man tennis match. Enjoy!
Corey: Come hereeeeee
Amy: If you’re interested in me you’ll come hete
Amy: Here
Corey: Lies. I don’t believe you for a second
Corey: Ur in an apt wirh 50 girls
Corey: I’m not doing that
Corey: Come here where there are none
Amy: Ok ill let u know when I’m w amanda then deal?
Corey: I heard it on the phone before
Corey: I don’t need amanda
Amy: Yes u doooo
Amy: Its all good
Corey: Why would u bring her?
Corey: I called her before to find you
Corey: But she didn’t answer
Corey: I told her to comeover in hopes of finding you
Corey: I know u guys r just playing me
Corey: Its fine.
Amy: She didn’t go out tn. She’ll be out tn (????)
Corey: I hope ur having fun
Amy: Tmrw night (Okay)
Corey: So stop this nonsence
Corey: And come to (address)
Corey: Por favor
Amy: Ha obsessed w u
Corey: I’m asking you in espanol (Actually… you asked her in English, said please in Spanish)
Corey: Just come in pajamas
Corey: Ur really not
Corey: Bc if u were ud come
Corey: But its cool. Keep laughing about this with all your friends
Corey: I hope you enjoy it
Amy: Not even close to laughing babe
Amy: I told u I’m so into u
Corey: So come here then!!!!
Corey: Ill believe it when u come here
Corey: But u never will
Corey: If u were ud come here.
Amy: Come here
Amy: (address)
Corey: No I can’t. I’m not dressed
Corey: And there are too many other girls there
Corey: I just want you to come here
Amy: Its all good. Maybe next time
Corey: No no
Corey: Just come here
Corey: And stop this nonsense (Again with the nonsense!)
Corey: Its only my bday tonight
Corey: I have a huge bed here
Corey: Ill pay for your cab and meet you outside
Corey: K Amy.
Corey: Bye
Corey: Ur not comin here and u don’t want to
Corey: Sucks for both of us.
Amy: I don’t not want to come
Corey: So come then
Corey: Its my birthday
Corey: Next time illcome to you
Amy: U fucking better
Corey: Well this time
Corey: U have to come here
Corey: Otherwise I’m not coming to you
Corey: Just get in a cab and say (address)
Corey: Its really close,
Corey: !!!!
Corey: Okay Amy. Bye
Corey: Hope u had fun fuckin w me
Corey: Lemme know ifu decide to actually make a move n come
Corey: Which is 0%
Corey: Assholeeeeee
Amy: Corey. You’re dridiculous
Corey: No you are
Corey: Just cab it here. Ill meet u outsideeee
Amy: Coreyyyyyyyyyyy
Corey: U didn’t even see me to say happy birthday
Corey: Amyyyyyyyyyyy
Corey: Stop this horse shit
Corey: Okay good night Amy
Corey: Lemme know if ur gonna come
Corey: Which u aren’t (Alright, I think she gets it)
Corey: But lemme know
Corey: Ur such a deucheeeeeeeeeeeeee
Amy: I’m a duchess. Pls (Nice Comeback!)
Corey: Stop this
Corey: Come here
Corey: Its enough already
Corey: Ur a f*ckin assssssshoooooooolllllllllleeeeeeee
Alright, so the moral of the story… well there really isn’t one. Except that sometimes it’s just best to leave your phone with your friends on weekends.
