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Jersey Shore Cast Delayed at Newark – Florence’s Mayor Revokes Shooting Permits

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Bad news for Jersey Shore fans: the cast’s flight to Italy has been delayed. Producers planned to film our favorite fake Italians partying it up for a month and a half in Florence, Italy. The cast, who was supposed to leave this past weekend from Newark, NJ airport, hardly made it past security before being stopped by MTV producers.

Permits to film at historical landmarks all over Florence were revoked due to the potential trouble that follows the Jersey Shore crew. In fact, Florence Mayor Matteo Renzi had banned the cast from filming anything at Florence bars, clubs or any other place that could possibly give the city a “bad name.” The cast was also banned from being filmed publicly while drinking.

Sorry viewers, but who knows when your favorite fake, drunk, wannabe Italians are going to be filmed again for season four of Jersey Shore.

We will continue to keep you posted on the latest news of your favorite orange freaks!

 

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Justice Served: 5 Celebrities Caught Red-Handed For Stealing

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lindsay lohan court

As everyone knows,  one of the Ten Commandments is thou shall not steal.  I guess Lindsay Lohan never read the Bible because the skinny blond bitch thinks her fame gives her the privilege to steal things and get away with it. How many times in a jail cell will it take Lindsay to understand that being the star of  “The Parent Trap” doesn’t mean she can get away with robbery. Lindsay, until you start shitting gold, no amount of money you make is going to get you out of the shit that you pull, like your latest act of stealing a gold necklace! I don’t get it, if you’re so rich and famous then why the fuck are you stealing? Maybe with all of the lawsuits that Lohan has been in at this point, she’s finally starting to run out of cash. Haha, you’re poor like the rest of us, so suck it! Here is a list of other celebs that share Lindsay’s false sense of entitlement, and also got caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

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The Definition of Irony: Obama Cuts Off Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice

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First off I would like to say a big thank you to all of the college students in America who took the time out of their busy night of “studying” for finals to get absolutely shitfaced and celebrate the fact that we finally killed that motherfucker Bin Laden. Although I personally would have rather seen him killed guillotine style like they did during the French Revolution, I have to give mad props the United States Military Intelligence Team for lighting his ass up in a blaze of gun fire (they raided his compound in the beautiful suburbs of Pakistan). Yesterday might as well be called, “National Dead Villains Day” day, since it not only marks the death of Osama Bin Laden, but of Hitler as well.  Ah yes, sweet justice has been served.

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You Weren’t Born That Way: Freaks at a Lady Gaga Concert

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Before I even got close to the arena, high heeled pumps, one piece outfits and wigs started to become stylish. Yes, I had just arrived at the Lady Gaga concert, a place where everyone is welcome to the “Monster Ball” and the more ridiculous your clothes, the better. My friends and I rolled up in pretty dresses and high heels, but so did the men who parked next to us. I also brought along my boyfriend after convincing him that he was not going to get raped. Note to self, however: never take a straight male to a Lady Gaga concert, he is going to want to slit his wrists after sitting through it. But wait – There’s more.

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50 Things to Do Abroad Before You Die

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Riding a vespa in Rome

As an aspiring world traveler, I thought it was necessary to write as my final article a bucket list for going abroad. After graduating this May, I have a one-way ticket to Europe where I plan on taking part in most, if not all, of the bullets listed below. And later on in life, I plan on taking part in everything else, so I think you should, too. Wish me luck on my adventures, and I wish you luck on yours!

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Spring Break ’11 Part 2/5

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So since you have obviously been following my absurd spring break trip, you would know my boys and I accidentally arrived in Miami after being kicked off of our flight. We immediately went to the front desk to see about the next flight out to Cancun. The woman said they wouldn’t have any flights out until the next afternoon. Fuck, first two days in Mexico gone. Since we were all still borderline buzzed, and my buddy was passed out on a bench near the terminal, we quickly huddled to decide what to do. We decided it was best to leave the airport, find a hotel for the night and take it from there. We grabbed a taxi, asked to go into the main part of town, and found a restaurant where we could stop and think.

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Celebs You Could Have A Class With In College

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When I was a senior in high school I remember being so jealous of my friend who was going to Brown University. This was not because I had aspired to go to an Ivy League college (I’d rather have a social life, thank you), but because he was going to be attending school in the fall with Emma Watson. I thought it would be sick to meet her, he thought it would be great to bang her (typical). Hopefully for him, the two years with Hermione were enough to get into her pants, since she just recently dropped out to pursue her career. Regardless, it would still be sick to be able to say that you couldn’t pay attention in class because you were sitting next to a celebrity. Here are four celebs that you could possibly run into on your college campus.

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Ways To Work Out Without Leaving Your Dorm

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I fucking hate trying to keep New Years resolutions. I think most people, and myself included, always make the resolution to go to the gym more. It’s pathetic I know, but really anyone can make up any excuse why they can’t get there, especially while in college. You’re too busy with school work, too tired from the rager that you went to the night before, or got no sleep from all the sex you were having with the “rando” you met at the bar last night. Whatever the reason may be, it all begins and ends with you in your dorm room contemplating if you should go to the gym, while trying to make up an excuse on why today just “isn’t a good day” for you to go. If you don’t want to go to the gym because you are too lazy to walk there, you no longer have an excuse. Here are four ways to work out, without ever even having to step outside of your dorm.

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Spring Break ’11 Part 1/5

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The Spring Break countdown begins, since my college obviously has to have it obscenely late. So anyway, I’m driving home down the Long Island Expressway to my hometown on Eastern Long Island when I receive a text from my buddy asking when I’ll be arriving home. I tell him I’ll be there in 20 minutes and he responds, “Good, I’m in your bedroom.” What the fuck? Sure enough, I have a corresponding text from my mom asking why the fuck my friend is in my bedroom when I’m not home. Finally, I arrive home, only to find my friend smoking a joint on my bed. Interesting start to a week off from school.

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Jack and Coke in a Can: The Evolution of Binge Drinking

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Jack Daniel's Hard Coke in a can

Finally, college-born alcoholics will no longer need to struggle to find empty water bottles for their pre-mixed alcohol concoctions. It’s always so obnoxious looking for mixers to make your hard liquor more appealing, so now we no longer have to. Similar to Mike’s Hard Lemonades, wine coolers, and sweet tea vodka, Jack Daniel’s and (hard) coke in a can is the next great invention for college students and elder alcoholics alike.

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