Bad news for Jersey Shore fans: the cast’s flight to Italy has been delayed. Producers planned to film our favorite fake Italians partying it up for a month and a half in Florence, Italy. The cast, who was supposed to [...]

As everyone knows,  one of the Ten Commandments is thou shall not steal.  I guess Lindsay Lohan never read the Bible because the skinny blond bitch thinks her fame gives her the privilege to steal things and get away with [...]

First off I would like to say a big thank you to all of the college students in America who took the time out of their busy night of “studying” for finals to get absolutely shitfaced and celebrate the fact [...]

Before I even got close to the arena, high heeled pumps, one piece outfits and wigs started to become stylish. Yes, I had just arrived at the Lady Gaga concert, a place where everyone is welcome to the “Monster Ball” [...]

As an aspiring world traveler, I thought it was necessary to write as my final article a bucket list for going abroad. After graduating this May, I have a one-way ticket to Europe where I plan on taking part in [...]

So since you have obviously been following my absurd spring break trip, you would know my boys and I accidentally arrived in Miami after being kicked off of our flight. We immediately went to the front desk to see about [...]

When I was a senior in high school I remember being so jealous of my friend who was going to Brown University. This was not because I had aspired to go to an Ivy League college (I’d rather have a [...]

I fucking hate trying to keep New Years resolutions. I think most people, and myself included, always make the resolution to go to the gym more. It’s pathetic I know, but really anyone can make up any excuse why they [...]

The Spring Break countdown begins, since my college obviously has to have it obscenely late. So anyway, I’m driving home down the Long Island Expressway to my hometown on Eastern Long Island when I receive a text from my buddy [...]

Finally, college-born alcoholics will no longer need to struggle to find empty water bottles for their pre-mixed alcohol concoctions. It’s always so obnoxious looking for mixers to make your hard liquor more appealing, so now we no longer have to. [...]