Ill start to this dump off right with a joke. What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scratch the top of his coffin. If you think this is some Seinfeld joke where it brings all [...]

Even though society failed at creating a Jediism religion, we did manage to agree on May 4th being recognized as Star Wars Day.  To celebrate, the good folks at The Campus Socialite bring you 10 of the best Star Wars [...]

bradwellen@precioustimeny.com On Monday, we brought the pain with Part I of our special report on athletes with awful names.  Today we step it up a notch and reveal the names of four sportsmen and one cursed sportswoman who make us [...]

bradwellen@precioustimeny.com Some little known facts about Chuck Norris: – Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. – Those aren’t credits that roll after Walker, Texas Ranger.  It’s actually a list of fatalities [...]

By: Rock Comedian, We Walked the Mile A few years ago I was a freshman at college. I liked getting high, but didn’t smoke every day. A casual smoker, I mostly mooched weed off my friends, seldom purchasing any myself. [...]

bradwellen@precioustimeny.com As I mourn the closing of one of the finest eras in action television with the upcoming series finale of 24 (fittingly on Monday, May 24), I cannot help but the think of the tremendous void that will be [...]

My grandmother always told me that it was best to get informations “straight from the horse’s mouth.”  Who better to offer up their two cents on creating hilarious viral videos than rising comics Nick Kroll (Ruxin from FX’s The League a.k.a. [...]

bradwellen@precioustimeny.com In his final movie appearance prior to his tragic death, Dirty Work, SNL regular Chris Farley portrays a noseless man named Jimmy and steals the show with the line “In the land of the blind, the man with one [...]

bradwellen@precioustimeny.com Chevy Chase, Gilda Radner, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, and Will Ferrell.  Just a few of the dozens of A-list starts who got their start on Saturday Night Live, the [...]