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Shelly Seng

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We wanted to go global by showing you the slutty Laotian model Shelly Seng. Who knew there were models from there but we are definitely thankful. Enjoy!

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Cristina Buccino

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Here’s Cristina Buccino, the Italian model that knows how to make denim fashionable. We love everything about her including an unrelenting gaze and small star tattoo.

 

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Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Shows on the Lifetime network I normally don’t give a crap about, although Jennifer Love Hewitt plays an erotic call girl known for, “Nude underwear, killer curves and a black backdrop.”

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Cassia Riley

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The Penthouse Pet was one of many to receive a going away present from the Yankee Captain. (Trust me, we had many to choose from.) Say hello to Derek Jeter’s friend Cassia Riley.

 

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Anna Benson

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Kris Benson was an absolute scrub of a starting pitcher. At least he was able to swing for the fences and make a pitch when it involved landing slutty wife Anna Benson.

 

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Anne Vyalitsyna

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I’m not one for rocks or mother nature but Anne Vyalitsyna sure makes it look sexy. She’s officially single and back on the market so it’s perfectly natural to ooh and agh over her.

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Aubrey O’Day

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Aresnio Hall may not be a fan, but Campus Socialite surely is. Aubrey O’Day is a reality t.v. star that we think looks good in just about anything. Good morning Captain!

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Jessica Lowndes

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Best known for her role on CW’s 90210, Jessica Lowndes impresses with her slutty way of crawling up the stairs. This Canadian surely does look good on wood.

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Rochelle Wiseman

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Here’s the british singer, actress and television personality looking banging in her barely their bikini. The Saturdays are filled with lovely ladies, but we decided to go with Rochelle Wiseman.

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