The Facebook votes are in and apparently a simple Courtnie Quinlan Morning Wood just wasn’t enough. Yeah, we can’t blame you, and we’re more than happy to do a gallery. I hate to disappoint, but I only managed to find 15 pictures.

I wish I was a photographer for Beach Bunny swimsuits, because then I could get paid to take pictures of Kate Upton half-naked all day long. We just posted a group of Kate Upton pics from Beach Bunny like, a week ago, so either this girl is making moves (she is 2011′s Socialite of the Year, after all) or this photog just has a boner for the hottie. Both options are highly possible.

The verdict is in. Our Facebook fans want 20 more pictures of today’s Morning Wood: Larissa Riquelme. You were already formally introduced this morning to the Paraguayan bombshell who made her bones getting caught on camera at the 2010 World Cup. Larissa Riquelme has eye-gouging “assets” and a stare that will make your chest sink into your stomach. Request granted. Check out 20 more hot pictures.

Attention Socialites! Let the record show that I have officially put Matty Show in his place and found thee hottest Morning Wood of all time. And it only took me a week. Susan Coffey is nothing short of stunning. Granted, I am a huge red head fan, but in my opinion this girl transcends hair color. She is….beautiful? That’s not a word that appears often on The Campus Socialite, I know, but to use a cruder term would be cheapening this glorious, life changing moment of serenity. This is embarrassing.

I haven’t heard the name Sophie Monk in way too long, but in Australia where she made her bones, it looks like she’s still killing it. Sophie is featured on February’s issue of Maxim Australia, and despite her lackluster American career, she looks damn good. It always bothers me that there are international Maxim covers all over the world that I don’t get to put on my nightstand and that’s why I consider it my personal responsibility to post this gallery. Every click is a vote to bring Sophie back.

Is that her real name? Who cares? I have one more Morning Wood before Matty Show comes back so I had to make it count, and Vikki Blows counts for 3. 1 point for ridiculous body, 1 point for low morals, and 1 point for the best model name in Morning Wood history. It’s a hard enough time finding pictures of these British glamour models actually wearing clothes usually, but for Vikki Blows it was especially difficult (hint hint). Happy Google Image searching fellas, and you’re welcome.

If you happened to check out our 25 Hottest Girls Of The 80′s gallery last week, you definitely knew this was coming. 80′s girls were hot and all, as are girls today. But there’s just something about a girl who reached her peak when you were 13-years old and just learning how to use your junk the right way. For me and many of you, that era of hotness is the 90′s. The hairstyles, outfits, and general quality might be grossly outdated but here are 25 Hottest Girls of the 90′s. Apologies if we left anyone out, and you’re welcome.

Welcome to Monday morning. Back to class, back to work, back to life. Might seem depressing but good thing there’s Seren Gibson to brighten up your day. Seren is from Wales, meaning she might just be the first Morning Wood of her kind. She’s also a former college student, but had to get into modeling to pay off her debt. From the looks of it, she made the right choice. You’re welcome.

Happy Sunday everyone. I’m sure you’re still asleep, but here’s a nice little present for when you wake up, although by no I’m sure you’re used to it. Today’s Morning Wood is lovely Melinda Messenger. We love all different types, shapes, and colors but there’s something about blonde hair and blue eyes and never ceases to stun. Helps if you have a killer body too. Good thing for us that Melinda is the full package. Enjoy.

Here she is unleashing her killer hotness in a variety of brand spanking new Victoria’s Secret photos wearing nothing but skimpy lingerie. You guys would be hard pressed to see a hotter girl than Candice Swanepoel today.