I know I’m supposed to vary this a little bit, but unfortunately, I think I might be addicted to British Glamour Models. I apologize, but it’s debilitating. Today’s Wood from across the pond goes by the name Sammy Braddy. She’s hot, shiny, and I like to picture the accent when I look at her. Try it some time, but only in moderation. Trust me, I know better now.

Louise Cliffe is one of the finest representatives of my personal favorite combination: crystal blue eyes, jet black hair, and a killer set of everything. Romantic, right? Louise is another in a long line of British Glamour Models featured on this site, meaning the internet is littered with scandalous pics. Here’s my personal favorites of the ones that won’t lose us our advertising. Enjoy.

We might not love this as much as the Melanie Iglesias flipbooks, but any moving image of Shay Maria being hot is fine by us. The new trend in Hot Girl stop action videos is something we hope continues for a long time. So show your support for this wonderful movement in moving hotness by enjoying this video. You’re Welcome.

Anna Korunikova, the once promising international sweetheart, and less promising tennis player, is back with a recent photo shoot for Russia’s Tatler. Extreme airbrushing aside, girl looks good. Not Maria Kirilenko good, but good.

Let’s try to ignore the first three letters in her name for a second. Like most of our Morning Wood girls, Abi Titmuss is a Glamour Model, which is basically British for model with low morals. It was tough sifting through the Too Hot For TV Pics, but here’s one that gives you just about everything Abi has to offer. She’s hot, blonde, and those pink stockings really show off her…personality.

You can forgive the fact that she’s married to Orlando Bloom. We did a long time ago. You could even forget the fact that she’s damaged goods (Orlando Bloom’s baby). Miranda Kerr is so hot it’s disturbing, whether she’s walking down a runway or breast feeding in the park. Add a Wonder Woman costume. I don’t even know what to say.

Everyone is posting these pictures and claiming that this is how Kate Upton rings in the new year. Newsflash: that shit happened a month ago already, and we’re totally over it. Instead, we’re just gonna tell it how it is. Our favorite socialite and hottest wood on the face of planet Earth is back, and she’s sporting a bikini and thigh highs. Sock fetish anyone?

Aside from a few that managed to stay hot into the 2000′s, girls from the 80′s tend to get overlooked. We’re about to show you why this is a damn shame. The picture quality might have been awful, the outfits worse, but if the 80′s should be known for one positive thing, it should be for its plethora of babeness. You’ll thank us later.

I haven’t heard this name in a while, which makes this gallery that much better. I have no idea when this photo shoot is from, and if it’s old, I apologize. But that dark hair, those eyes, that smile. Denise Milani is consistently on fire and I had to share my discovery with the world. Enjoy and you’re welcome.

You might already be aware of our love for Arianny Celeste, one of UFC’s most well known Ring Girls. Normally she’s just announcing rounds, but today it’s different: she dons the boxing gloves (and sexy lingerie) for Zoo Today. Needless [...]