Well, this is interesting. Apparently Ann Arbor has an ordinance that prevents mass quantities of vibrators and sex toys from being sold in the downtown area. But bongs are okay by them. Read the whole story over at The Michigan Daily.

It’s UMich: when the Wolverines win, everyone parties. And no one likes to rage more than loose old ladies in hoodless hoodies. I think it’s about time we started up a Socialite Hall of Fame, and these grandmas are our first inductees. Onto the beer bong, bubbie!

As is tradition here at The Campus Socialite, we wrap up every good event up with a wonderful gallery and a wild video. So with that in mind it’s time to show you guys just how hard we went at the Blitz & Beatz UMich tailgate.

Last weekend we had the pleasure of going to the Big House for the University of Michigan’s game against Notre Dame. Michigan absolutely crushed it in the 4th quarter, giving them the W – but that’s neither here nor there. We threw a sweet bash before the game, and needless to say it was an absolute shitshow. Check out some of our highlights.

Last week, The Campus Socialite and the 2nd Annual Blitz & Beatz Tour took over Ann Arbor, Michigan with extreme hostility. We’ve seen a lot of bars in our time, but Scorekeepers in Ann Arbor, Blitz & Beatz’s gracious host, blew us the fuck away. Cheap food, 27 beers and the biggest wall-to-wall party a college student could ask for.

Blitz & Beatz Wisconsin was all anyone hoped it would be, attracting thousands of students and bringing the storm to Madison, Wisconsin. The next stop on the tour is University of Michigan, and along for the ride is CampusFood.com, helping make the party happen at every stop. In honor of their contribution, we’re bringing you our guide to the best Campus Food affiliated restaurants and bars in Ann Arbor, Michigan, all of which can be ordered with a click of a mouse.

Campus Socialite and TagWhat have joined forces to bring you the information you should have, places you should know to go and the fun facts about the town you’re living in or visiting. Michigan is the second stop on the 2nd Annual Blitz and Beatz Tour, and with the tour comes new tagged knowledge with the TagWhat App.

Denard Robinson obviously knows a thing or two about self-promotion. In his quest to win the Heisman Trophy this year, Denard released this epic video, set to music, and showing some of his greatest moments in Michigan gear. Not too humble but you have to give the dude props, especially seeing that he single-handedly carries one of the greatest college sports franchises in history.

After a year on hiatus, Rothbury Festival is back with a new name and more ridiculous acts than ever. What used to be Rothbury is now Electric Forest, a 4 day music festival held in Michigan. So this is to any Michigan socialites out there: how are you celebrating your July 4th?

I know this isn’t the first time a guy has parachuted into a stadium, but it’s definitely the sickest. Sergeant Adam Sniffen of the 101st Airborne Division jumps out of a plane with a camera and a parachute and we [...]