Due to the overwhelmingly positive response to our recent article “You Snooze, You Lose… Especially with Shoes”, we have decided to include some legendary pictures of the poor bastards who passed out drunk with their kicks on. Take a look at these monumental achievements in alcohol-soaked shenaniganism.
Man, somebody told me she was built like a tank, but I had no idea what they really meant:
Jenga! Jenga! Jenga!
Yes it looks like I have a mouse in my mouth, but it is in fact far more disgusting. I’m switching back to maxi pads:
The CHAIRman of the Board:
And you thought it sucked to pass out with just one pair of shoes on your feet. That can’t smell very fresh:
Talk about a pipe dream…. zing!
I was going for the Spiderman look but all I could scrape up were these cigarette butts and shaving cream. At least I am meeting my daily potassium requirement with this delicious banana:
Keep the good times rolling with more drunken prank stories and hilarious photos. Thanks for all your feedback fellow Socialites.
