Anyone familiar with 1980s and 90s WWF golden era wrestling can tell you that one of the generation’s marquee bad guys was Ted “The Million Dollar Man” DiBiase. More than a decade before Puff Daddy coined the memorable catch phrase, DiBiase was truly all about the Benjamins with his iced out Million Dollar Championship belt, loyal man-servant Virgil, and Money Inc. tag team partnership with the taxman himself – Irwin R. Schyster. Ted DiBiase’s signature finisher was called the Million Dollar Dream, a devastating half nelson that lulled the opponent into unconsciousness. Good news folks, there is a new way to experience the Million Dollar Dream without having to step into the squared circle with the Million Dollar Man. Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the beauty of The Gold Mattress by Magniflex.
Now I understand that no college student is in a position to purchase this godsend of a sleeping companion, but – since we are the Campus Socialite and The Gold Mattress is the most baller accessory I have seen since the bald eagle fur coat – this needed some press. Typically reserved for royalty, gold yarn pieces together the fabric for a mattress filled with a Magniflex Memoform Core custom fit to the contours of your body to provide ultimate snooze. The gold lining also offers benefits outside of the realm of luxury as gold is naturally resistant to bacteria and will keep you breathing easy throughout the night.
And now for the sobering news… the 22-carat gold cover on the mattress does not come cheap, $24,000 to be exact. Hell, if you’re willing to spend the 24K then why not throw in some matching gold pillows at $1,000 apiece? Yeah you can get a new car for the same price, but will that car make you feel like a Sultan or Emperor when you lie down in it? I’m guessing it won’t, everybody knows that only bums sleep in cars and rarely do they have gold seats.
Still not impressed? Take a gander at Magniflex’s Platinum Mattress, just $75,000 or three times the price of it’s golden relative. Apparently Magniflex is challenging the belief that you can’t put a price tag on a good night’s sleep because their line of mattresses are valued higher than many third world countries.
If you are a recent lottery winner and are interested in purchasing one of Magniflex’s luxury mattresses, check them out at http://www.magniflex.us/luxury.html. Sweet dreams Socialites.
