For those of you who loved Randall’s narration of the Honey Badger, The Campus Socialite has another one for you. This time Randall teaches us about the American Bull Frog, not as badass as the Honey Badger, but giving just as little of a shit. The American Bullfrog must smoke a shitload of weed, because as Randall tells us, this fat-ass glutton eats whatever the fuck it wants, whenever the fuck it wants. It eats Mice, Scorpions, and even other Bullfrogs. Watch to hear Randall’s brilliant narration, as this savagely badass animal, tears everything that moves apart.


