First off I would like to say a big thank you to all of the college students in America who took the time out of their busy night of “studying” for finals to get absolutely shitfaced and celebrate the fact that we finally killed that motherfucker Bin Laden. Although I personally would have rather seen him killed guillotine style like they did during the French Revolution, I have to give mad props the United States Military Intelligence Team for lighting his ass up in a blaze of gun fire (they raided his compound in the beautiful suburbs of Pakistan). Yesterday might as well be called, “National Dead Villains Day” day, since it not only marks the death of Osama Bin Laden, but of Hitler as well. Ah yes, sweet justice has been served.
Yesterday was also a momentous occasion for Obama, not only because he could finally announce that we got Bin Laden, but also because the Prez has now slammed Trump for the second time this week. At the recent White House Correspondent’s Dinner in Washington, D.C., President Obama made a joke mocking Trump’s plan to campaign for the 2012 election saying “We all know about your credentials.” Then once again, Trump was slammed last night when Obama told Network’s like ABC, CBS, and NBC that he would be making a speech at 10:30 PM last night, cutting off Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice, only to deliver a speech over an hour later at 11:35 pm. Never again will The Donald mess with Obama, or ask for a birth certificate. Boo ya.
Now that we have found Bin Laden, the only people left to find are Waldo and Carmen Sandiego.