By Cory Matthews
If you gave Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, a brown paper bag filled with dogshit he would find a way to market the hell out of it and increase their already bulletproof stock price beyond $207.10. The Apple and Sony stores are next-door neighbors at my local mall and while one looks like a 85-year-old Country Club Ball, the other looks like the Yankees clubhouse after dusting off the Phillies in a smooth 6 games. Introducing the latest gadget to drag us further into the future: the iPad.
A 9.7”, 1.5 lb., hybrid of the iPhone, and Macbook, the iPad is sure to kick as much ass as the rest of Apple’s products. Don’t believe me? Check out http://www.apple.com/ipad/. Apple has found a way to completely outduel the competition. The iPad has it all: Wi-fi Internet browsing, LED backlight, YouTube, Mail, Photos, a new iBook feature, and an impressive 10-hour battery life. This thing is so badass that it could smack up Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris with one of its 140,000+ apps (hold your jokes).
I have always been a guy who drops what he’s doing at the first sign of a new Apple release, and this one is no different. With it’s release date set for April 2010, you better put your name on a waiting list soon. Get ready for everything to be revolutionized……again…..by Apple….again. Best part about it, this badboy costs only $499. Do me a favor, take the Colts moneyline on Super Sunday and you can fund this thing in 3 hours of Peyton Manning.
