The verdict is in. Our Facebook fans want 20 more pictures of today’s Morning Wood: Larissa Riquelme. You were already formally introduced this morning to the Paraguayan bombshell who made her bones getting caught on camera at the 2010 World Cup. Larissa Riquelme has eye-gouging “assets” and a stare that will make your chest sink into your stomach. Request granted. Check out 20 more hot pictures.

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susan coffey

Attention Socialites! Let the record show that I have officially put Matty Show in his place and found thee hottest Morning Wood of all time. And it only took me a week. Susan Coffey is nothing short of stunning. Granted, I am a huge red head fan, but in my opinion this girl transcends hair color. She is….beautiful? That’s not a word that appears often on The Campus Socialite, I know, but to use a cruder term would be cheapening this glorious, life changing moment of serenity. This is embarrassing.

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I haven’t heard the name Sophie Monk in way too long, but in Australia where she made her bones, it looks like she’s still killing it. Sophie is featured on February’s issue of Maxim Australia, and despite her lackluster American career, she looks damn good. It always bothers me that there are international Maxim covers all over the world that I don’t get to put on my nightstand and that’s why I consider it my personal responsibility to post this gallery. Every click is a vote to bring Sophie back.

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If you happened to check out our 25 Hottest Girls Of The 80’s gallery last week, you definitely knew this was coming. 80’s girls were hot and all, as are girls today. But there’s just something about a girl who reached her peak when you were 13-years old and just learning how to use your junk the right way. For me and many of you, that era of hotness is the 90’s. The hairstyles, outfits, and general quality might be grossly outdated but here are 25 Hottest Girls of the 90’s. Apologies if we left anyone out, and you’re welcome.

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You can forgive the fact that she’s married to Orlando Bloom. We did a long time ago. You could even forget the fact that she’s damaged goods (Orlando Bloom’s baby). Miranda Kerr is so hot it’s disturbing, whether she’s walking down a runway or breast feeding in the park. Add a Wonder Woman costume. I don’t even know what to say.

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candice swanepoel

As amazing as it is, I don’t think Candice Swanepoel has been mentioned once on this site. Probably because I have no idea how to pronounce her last name, or maybe just because we’ve been waiting for that ideal moment to unleash her. That moment came today when I stumbled upon this Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day photo shoot. You’re Welcome.

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