Attention Socialites! Let the record show that I have officially put Matty Show in his place and found thee hottest Morning Wood of all time. And it only took me a week. Susan Coffey is nothing short of stunning. Granted, I am a huge red head fan, but in my opinion this girl transcends hair color. She is….beautiful? That’s not a word that appears often on The Campus Socialite, I know, but to use a cruder term would be cheapening this glorious, life changing moment of serenity. This is embarrassing.