If you’ve been keeping up with our Morning Wood posts every morning, then you know that we look through tons of pictures of hot girls. We’ve seen them naked, half-naked, a quarter-naked, all kinds of naked, which means that after a while we get a little picky. Sure we’ve all gotten at least half a chub from most of these girls, but right now, at the end of 2011, we want to show you to best 11 girls that we’ve showcased. That’s right, the 11 hottest girls that have had us flying our flag under our comforters.
11. Jaime Morente
Jamie Morente was our Morning Wood on November 11, 2011. Honestly? The reason why I want her on here is because I really want to take a lick of that large, round, delicious looking lollipop.
10. Simona Fusco
Simona was our Morning Wood for August 16, 2011. There’s just something very Baywatch-esque about this picture, and that’s fine with me. I’d love to get some mouth-to-mouth from this girl. As long as it was her mouth and my penis.
9. Tiffany Toth
Tiffany was our Morning Wood for October 17, 2011. What’s not to like about her? She’s blonde, she’s holding her own tits, and I know damn well that she’s wishing that it was my hands instead of hers.
8. Michelle Lombardo
Michelle was our Morning Wood for June 13, 2011. Now I love this girl because she’s got this Shannon Elizabeth thing going on. Also, her tits have the perfect space between them. Sometimes they’re too close and they’re all on top of each other, and sometimes they’re so far apart that you can drive a truck through them. But with her… I think there’s a perfect space for my morning wood.
7. Karla Spice
Karla was our Thanksgiving Editing of Morning Wood. Every time I see this picture I just want to pretend that I’m a pilgrim and that this bird needs to be stuffed. Seriously though, this girl gives us something to be thankful about every day of the year. And for that, my morning wood salutes you.
6. Antoinette Nikprelaj
Antoinette was our Morning Wood for July 17, 2011. Her name is definitely a mouthful, and I really want to give her a mouthful of something else. You may remember her as the girl that Mayberry Jr. asked his agent to ask out for him. We just remember her as a reason to lock the door and let our flag fly.
5. Shay Malone
Shay was our Morning Wood for September 14, 2011. Pigtails. Pink frills. A really, really short pair of shorts. Is there anything wrong with this picture or this girl? No. I just want to take off her clothes with my teeth.
4. Elaine Alden
Elaine was our Morning Wood for September 9, 2011. I want this girl. Just look at her body. If you could imagine the perfect woman in your mind, I assure you that she’ll have the proportions of this hot piece of ass.
3. Sophie Reade
Sophie was our Morning Wood for December 2, 2011. Now this is definitely the biggest cock-tease of all the morning woods. It’s one of those pictures where you just want to see more. Luckily for us, if you check out her entire photo shoot, you’re going to see everything that you’re imagining by seeing this picture.
2. Jayde Nicole
Jayde was our Morning Wood for June 28, 2011. Not only was she the Playboy Playmate of the Year (for 2008), but she’s the Playboy Playmate of our hearts. Give us a picture of any hot girl bent over, and we’ll show you the line of dudes that want to get behind her.
1. Sara Balint
Sara was our Morning Wood for June 10, 2011. For the first time in history, a Canadian is going to be #1 for something besides having the stupidest money in the world (in case you haven’t seen it, we’re talking about coins with moose on them, and paper money with people playing hockey on it). If you don’t have to cross your legs after looking at pictures of this girl, then you need to take a hard look at your life and seriously consider whether you need to come out of the closet.
