A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. He comes home and shows his wife. The wife, shaking her head in disbelief, asks, “Why would you do that?”
The husband responds, “well three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and instead of you going out shopping, now you can stay home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want.”
*Thanks to Sterny
