Developed by a college student in London, this creepy looking scarf, is made for people trying to do “private work on their computer.” Let’s really think about some of the advantages and uses of this product, once you get past the ridiculousness of wearing it.
1. Text cheating. Your on a date, it is not going very well, you throw this bad boy on and start texting another girl to set up a late night dessert date with someone else. You don’t want the girl your on a date with to see what you are writing now do you?
2. In class video game playing. You are in a large lecture hall and you’re bored as hell. You take out your portable hand held video game player and get into a good game of Grand Theft Auto and nobody else knows what is even going on.
3. Watching porn in public. Have the sudden urge to watch Jenna Jameson go to town while your at the library or in the office. Throw some head phones on and your trusty privacy scarf and you are good to go.
4. Hackers. I am sure you don’t want anyone looking over your shoulder as your hacking into your girlfriends e-mail, or your school records, or a bank. Can’t leave home without the privacy scarf.
5. No make up in computer class. Girls, you know you don’t want the boys seeing you with out make-up on in your computer class. The future Mark Zuckerberg can be in that class! Throw your privacy scarf on so he doesn’t catch you looking el natural.
Any other suggestions. Comment below!
By the way, if I caught any of you actually wearing this, you would be permanently voided of Campus Socialite status.
