Take note, socialites, this is how resumes will look in the future. With the job market as terrible as it is, recent grads need a way to differentiate themselves from the hundreds (if not thousands) or other applicants scrabbling for the same job. Roanald knows what’s good: He submitted his resume with this BOMB cover letter that outlines every reason why he should get the job. If I was the one who received this, you can bet your sweet ass Ronny would already be working at Campus Socialite HQ. Fuck proper job hunting, you might as well go all out and hope someone finds your lack of discretion appealing. Check out the whole cover letter after the jump.