Top 20 Most Vicious Tweets from Comedian, Colin Kane

It’s very hard to admit this to you, Socialites, but I think Colin Kane (@ColinKane) just made me cry. The modern day Don Rickles might be the meanest insult comic to ever grab a microphone. With 9,400 + Followers, Colin has more than you but not even close to how many he deserves. He might not have a hit TV show or an HBO special once a year, but Colin Kane is fucking hysterical, on Twitter and beyond. For the real experience, read all his  Top Tweets right below and follow ASAP.

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I wish I could blend different personality traits of my exes together to create the perfect woman. And then fuck her best friend.

August 30, 2011 6:20 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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I made a shirt that says “NY HATES YOU” and I follow tourists around in it.

August 30, 2011 12:34 pm via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

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One time I jerked off with Enya in the background, and cum-doves flew gracefully out of my dick.

August 29, 2011 6:59 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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Uncircumcised dicks should have their own show on Animal Planet.

August 28, 2011 11:22 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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All the Harry Potter books end the same: You don’t get laid.

August 28, 2011 4:06 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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It’s hard to fuck a girl when her snoring messes up my rhythm.

August 25, 2011 3:17 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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There's nothing funny about a woman getting hit. Unless it's my exgirlfriend. And it's a bus.

August 23, 2011 8:52 pm via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

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After I masturbate, Coldplay lyrics actually make sense to me.

August 22, 2011 10:10 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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Just found a lump on one of my balls. Not kidding. Really nervous. Could one of you come check it out? Must be female, 5’10” and blonde.

August 22, 2011 9:34 am via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

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When I look at a redhead, I can't help but think her pussy tastes like Elmer's glue.

August 19, 2011 10:59 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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Looking ugly people in the eyes during conversation is my way of giving back to the community.

August 18, 2011 4:56 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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Ladies, you know you're ugly when your dildo goes limp.

August 16, 2011 4:59 pm via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

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Dear Budweiser drinkers, women everywhere want you to know they faked the orgasm.

August 16, 2011 11:42 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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I always encourage women to pursue college because without nice tits, they definitely need a way to be successful.

August 14, 2011 10:13 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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The best part about being in college is that your Hot Pocket for dinner can also be used to remove those genital warts.

August 13, 2011 6:11 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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Facebook: Proof that the most attractive person you slept with in high school is now barely a 6.

August 3, 2011 9:22 am via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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A girl I was banging found a stray earring under my bed and asked me whose it was. I said, "I can't remember, but she had a better ass."

August 1, 2011 12:07 am via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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There are two types of people in the world: those who wear Skechers Shape-Ups and those who deserve to live.

August 8, 2011 8:24 pm via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

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They should make Altoids for vaginas.

August 10, 2011 2:58 pm via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

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A guy pushing a baby stroller just checked me out.

August 15, 2011 4:24 pm via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

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