By: Eric Michael (University of Miami)
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As much as guys like girls, they do stuff that drive us crazy, and make us scratch our head saying, “What is going on in your head?” It’s quotes like these that make us bang our heads against the wall and drink heavily. So here is a list of the top 5 things girls do that drive guys crazy.
5. Texting us ‘I miss you’ (after we haven’t spoken in two years)
You tell us how things would have been different if you had known how things ended up. Well no shit. Face it girls, in today’s society if a guy wants to get in touch with you he’ll either text you, Facebook you, Twitter you, MySpace you, and maybe if he’s feeling old school, he’ll call you. If he didn’t do any of those things its cause he didn’t want to get in touch with you. If you are trying to get back into a guy’s life, the way not to do it is by telling him how he is your long lost love.
4. Getting mad at us and not telling us what we did
The only way to a successful relationship is through communication. However, if you can’t communicate what we did wrong, how do you expect us to be able to fix it? Contrary to popular opinion, we are not mind readers. We can’t figure out what we did unless you tell us. Just explain to us what’s bothering you and we will fix it. Is that too difficult to ask?
3. Texting us when you’re bored
What are we dogs? Do you want us to go out and catch a frisbee in our mouths for you? Some girls constantly do this and it’s annoying. We don’t care if you text us and are trying to have a conversation. Just don’t openly tell us you’re bored. It makes us feel like the only thing we’re good for is to entertain you.
2. Make us pay for EVERYTHING
When a relationship gets to a certain stage a girl has to start paying occasionally. Dating is expensive, and after a month or two of a lot of dates, it adds up. Many of us are paying for school, food, or car insurance, and don’t have a full time job that’s paying us a significant salary yet. We aren’t asking for you to pay for every meal, but once in a while just chip in so we aren’t broke after three months.
1. Playing games
If we wanted to play games, we would go and get our buddies and play a pick up game of hoops at the park. Girls have this fascination of “lets play mind games and mess with guy’s heads.” You’re young adults now, grow up. High school may have been the best time of your life, but you’re in the real world now, so treat us like real people.
