Every girl has a glossary of secret nicknames for the guys they’ve dated. They range from cute to cruel, and no Saturday night recap over brunch is complete without them. If you think you and your friends have concocted some amazing aliases, check out the worst (actual) code names I’ve heard used.
Lawn Gnome
This guy looked oddly similar to a decorative plastic lawn accessory. According to Wikipedia, “Gnomes are traditionally thought of as being small, bearded and wearing pointed, colorful, conical hats.” Petite, whimsical, and bad taste in hats? No thanks.
The Pooper
Need I explain? At the end of a date, TP announced that he needed to take a dump (strike one) but that he he can only “go” at his own apartment (strike two) which is conveniently located across the street from the restaurant. Blame the wine, but his date agreed to wait at his place while he went about his business. Seconds after emerging from the baño with the newspaper, he attempted to commence hook-up (strike three). Luckily she came to her senses and flushed his plan down the toilet by peacing out … and bathing in Purell.
Cheesefeet
Hours after a guy left from the first “sleepover,” this gal noticed a terrible smell infiltrating her apartment. The stench was finally tracked to the bathroom garbage can, where a pair of crumpled, yellow, sweaty socks rested at the top. If they were so foul he had to throw them out, did he not think they would be discovered by the girl he was trying to impress? She cut The Cheese from her phone book pronto.
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