Wii Fit + Bikini Models, More Brittany Snow, and Playing Doctor With Lana Tailor (Pictured)

Let's be honest here, I know more than you. Alcohol, Fashion, Movies, The average length of a Great White Shark (roughly 25 feet). You name it dude. The good news? I'm here. When I'm done with you, you'll be dressing better, drinking better, and dropping so much knowledge that those artsy girls will be dropping their panties on your welcome mat. Read on Socialites. Don't hurt yourself.