Sophie Seck is a Campus Socialite reader and wrote us this awesome guest post telling you how not to not get laid. Enjoy, Socialites. Let us know what you think and hopefully we can get Sophie writing more often.
Really Stupid Graphic Tees
I don’t know what is happening that these have come back into the world. No seriously, I’ve been spending a lot of my time on campus people watching and I’m alarmed at the number of shirts I’ve seen sporting ‘witty’ sayings for example, “If I die, make it look like I was doing something cool,” or “Come Get This.” Like, bro, you look like a douchebag.
Stupid Graphic Tees are not to be confused with Cool Graphic Tees, I’m all for shirts that say the name of your frat, a sports team, or a brand of beer. All others are severely frowned upon.
Cargo Shorts
They’re bad. So bad in fact that SMU Sigma Chi banned them from their fraternity. If boys can’t even look at them, then clearly girls can’t be bothered to converse with the homeboy that’s sporting them. If you need another option besides cargo shorts walk into J-Crew, or even Champs if that’s more your style. You should be able to figure this one out.
Tight Long-sleeve Shirts
A trend often seen on the Jersey Shore so if you want to see the types of girls you are going to pull just check the last episode. I’ve never understood the whole look, in fact I think it’s so extremely creepy. The only guys I can see wearing this type of shirt appropriately are the men featured on Project Runway.
Double Earrings
Have you looked at Justin Bieber lately? Just, like, really, no. And while you’re removing that sweet earring from your right ear, go ahead and take out the left ear too. And stop spiking your hair every morning. There we go.
Socks and Sandals
I know this is every bro’s go to look, but it not only looks bizarre, its also supremely unattractive. I’m a sucker for some cool sneakers and a pair of high socks. I’m pretty sure the socks and sandals look is a result of sheer laziness, so step up your game fellas.
