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Yep, you read correctly. As her senior thesis, one student, Karen F. Owen, put together a 42-page power-point presentation comprised of Duke athletes and their sexual strengths and weaknesses. This is an in-depth examination of what she calls “horizontal academics.”

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The presentation is complete with graphs, pictures, and a breakdown of the evaluation process. She researched each one of these men first-hand, and gets into some X-rated graphic detail. What dedication this girl has! I admire her. I actually think it’s written better than most novels that attempt to describe the action of frickin.

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Here is a sample evaluation page (unfortunately, part of the evaluation is cut off for each athlete, but you take what you can get):

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The Sample above was written about this guy, if you wanted to put a face to the dirty talk:

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Duke University is pissed. Parents are pissed. The men featured in it are pissed…well, at least the ones who got bad reviews. Check out the full list on Deadspin.

And, if you, like all of us, are wondering what this girl looks like, then here is a picture. She’s the brunette:

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Nice karate-chop pose, Karen.

 

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