So you want some juicy gossip? Boy, do I have something good for you! Us Weekly reported that Bret Michaels, the has-been bandana-toting leader singer of Poison had some sexual involvement with Tish Cyrus earlier this year. Apparently, this affair was the cause of the Cyrus’ split. Billy Ray filed for divorce on October 27th. I guess Tish didn’t heed the advice that her husband sang in his only hit song: “Don’t break my heart, my achy-breaky heart.”
I feel bad for you Billy Ray. You record a one-hit wonder, live vicariously through your daughter, and now you’ve lost your wife to a much more famous 80’s rock star. What’s even worse is that this same rock star is now well-known because of his series of terrible reality shows. You lost your wife to a Reality TV star. If i was you Billy Ray, I’d challenge Michaels to a duel. At least you aren’t covering up hair loss with a large bandana and a cowboy hat.
See what I mean about the bandana/hat combo? The two met when Bret recorded the duet “Nothing to Lose” with Miley. An insider insists that “it was a professional relationship that turned into something more.” Both Michaels and Cyrus’ reps deny that there is any truth to the story, but it sounds pretty convincing to me. Guy who likes butterfaces has affair with woman who has a thing for rock stars? That coupled with the reality of Billy Ray’s divorce bombshell makes it seem like something definitely went on.
