If you see this article it means two things: I just smoked a fat blunt, and it’s the mother flippin’ weekend. This YouTube dump, like the other ones, doesn’t follow a certain theme. Why? Cause all this stuff is gold, and gold don’t need motifs. So for clips of all the best YouTube videos and my funny two cents on each click on through to the other side.
Gimme Pizza Slow
There are some real famous people in this video: the girl with short hair was meth addict #2 in the straight-to-dvd classic Devil’s Dandruff.
Rex Ryan’s Wife’s Feet
Just thinking that this fat dude is sucking on her small delicate toes makes my pants real tight.
Worst Sports Accident
This made my dick shrivel up inside itself. Watch it to find out why.
Dwight Howard NBA Live Commercial
Dwight Howard and I have two things in common: Our willy size (average), and our hatred for children.
Grandma Reads 50 Cent Tweets
As much as I hate children, I love senior citizens and jacked black men.
Mario Real Life Trailer
Just watch it, it’s frickin amazing.
Corner Furniture
I put this up because I need a couch and they have the best prices.
Latarian Milton Hoodrat Remix
I only put this video up because I support hoodrats and doing hoodrat things.
HSN Bloopers
If you got this far and haven’t X-ed out of this video yet, thank you.
I Pooped Myself A Little – Parkour Fail
This video only made it up today because I love nut shots and the word poop.
