It’s just basic logic that college students on the whole can’t possibly be as good at drinking as they say they are while they have a Natty Light in one hand and a Ping Pong Ball in the other. It’s time to step up New York-based Socialites, and Test Your Might at the NYC Beerathon. 26 bars and a 12-ounce craft beer waiting patiently for you at each one. Think you can handle it? I’ll bet you do.
All the action goes down this Saturday, November 19th. It’s starting early morning and will potentially go deep into the night, provided anyone lasts longer than the 10th bar. Supposedly one, you heard me, one man in history has ever been able to accomplish this feat, and my guess is he looked more similar to Landfill from Beerfest than your local Beer Pong Champ. Whoever he is, his name should be in your American History textbook.
Think you can do it? Here are the brass tacks: Your normal beer is 8-ounces, but since these are 12-ouncers, the amount of beer you will be drinking (provided you finish) will be 312 ounces of beer. Divide by 8, and you get 39 FUCKING BEERS! Just for reference, that’s about twice the amount of blood in your body. I also should mention that these are Craft Beers, which means they are typically heavier and contain more alcohol. Face it buddy, you’re going down.
If you really want to compete, the event costs $65. Not bad for 312 ounces of Beer, and your significantly lighter wallet can serve as motivation to get your money’s worth. Either way, how can you put a price on pride? If you finish half this thing (the equivalent of blood in your body), you are a frickin boss and nobody can say otherwise. So, Fucking Prove It. Get your ass down to NYC and attempt the most important accomplish through 4 years of college, you could possibly achieve.
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