Bumpers and Callets are so 2011. This baller status solid gold iPhone case is the new hotness. Sure, it doesn’t protect your phone at all, but at least you can be that guy rocking the shiny gold iPhone case…that is, until you get mugged on the street corner for being such a boss.
Each case is made-to-order, individually numbered, and engraved by Miansai. It comes in yellow or rose gold with a matte or polished finish. That’s four whole choices for you to make before you throw $10k down the toilet for a rectangle of gold that, realistically, does absolutely nothing. You’re looking at the case in yellow gold with a matte finish. It’s got a rustic 1% kinda feel to it, doesn’t it?
You can get yours on the Miansai website, and there’s extra good news: there’s free shipping for orders over $100, which this definitely qualifies for. Screw tuition – take your financial aid and put it to towards something completely useless, but awesome nonetheless. Guaranteed to get you laid.