cromartie

This week in the NFL saw continuation of some of the same stories of week one such as “Who the fudge is Ryan Fitzpatrick?”, and “When did Rex Grossman learn how to throw a football to his teammates rather than his opponents?” The season is just two weeks old but trends are already starting to develop and we are beginning to get a shadow of an idea of how the season might play out. Or not. Who the fudge knows? Allow me to pretend I do:

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If you haven’t figured it out by now, my inner nerd comes out when someone brings up Tron. I just can’t help that I like trippy lights and fast-paced computer generated action. But when it crosses over into the real world, well, I start getting real freakin’ excited. Especially when some motorcycle guys decide to bust out a real version of the lightcycle. Give me a pricetag, I will sell my mother’s kidneys to buy it.

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colby-students-arrested

This has got to be some kind of record. I don’t know what kind of town Waterville, Maine is, but if there’s a college there, I would expect some kind of acceptance of the college lifestyle…which includes tons of drinking, sex, and widespread drug use. It’s hard to believe that these police officers have so little to do that they actually took the time to write out 56 tickets. Read on for more info.

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As an undergrad, I sneakily grabbed information from Wikipedia like it was my job…I hope none of my professors are looking at this. The trick is to reword everything so that it doesn’t look like you plagiarized, or just throw it in quotes and find the original source (they’re listed at the bottom of each page, fool). I always knew I wasn’t alone in my methods, but this infographic just reinforced that knowledge.

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supermodels

Supermodels singing are about as cool as supermodels doing anything else: pretty cool. “Empire State of Mind” is one of those songs that never seems to die. They might not be as scantily clad as our normally featured chicks, but we won’t hold that against them. So check out one of the most epic songs of the last 10 years, sung by some fine New York females. If you hit the mute button, we’ll understand.

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