If you didn’t already know, I live by different rules than the rest of the world. While frats are busy throwing keggers and mixers, BJ Conundrum throws what is famously referred to as a “Whattup.” Confused? Sit back, I’ll explain.
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While the NFL was going through a labor dispute, the NCAA was conjuring up some controversy of it’s own. Teams were getting busted left and right for players being illegally compensated, coaches were brushing information underneath the rug, Tim Tebow was being a giant douchebag. Total chaos, but rather than explain it all, we’re just gonna show you this Infographic. Find out where your team lies on the ultimate College Football Grid of Shame.
Electric Zoo commences this weekend on the famed dirtbowl called Randall’s Island in New York City. If you were willing to shell out the massive amounts of money required to go to this 3-day long dance party, then good for you. Obviously you’re going to check out all the headliners, but I thought I would enlighten you with a few artists you probably haven’t heard of yet. Be sure to check out these lesser known acts.
Rob Drydek might have had 3 of his own TV shows, but this 10 year old kid is out on the streets, doing some serious pro-level tricks. He’s still too goofy to hold his head straight, and his clothes look like they came in a big trash bag from his older cousin, but this kid can shred better than I can playing Tony Hawk on my Playstation.
This week is all about freshmen, so I’m about to drop some knowledge on you lil kiddies who just moved into the dorms: don’t let the campus police see your fear. Of course, don’t be a complete doucher either, but if you don’t know your rights then you’ll probably end up with a multitude of tickets or an arrest record before the year is out. Be nice, apologize, and treat them like normal people. Don’t break down and cry, it won’t get you anywhere…unless you have a vagina.
Yesterday, we told you to get your asses to Memorial Union Terrace in Madison, Wisconsin for the first stop on Campus Socialite’s 2nd annual Blitz & Beatz tour. If you were there, you’re probably either still sleeping or still raging at the pre-game tailgate before tonight’s showdown between The Badgers and UNLV. If you weren’t, the Campus Socialite Events Team just sent us some pictures that will make you even more jealous than you already should be.
1800 AnyLens, a contact lens delivery company, is giving away free tickets to see Tiesto at the Alliant Energy Center (in Madison, Wisconsin) on September 15th, and at the EMU Convocation Center (in Ypsilanti, Michigan) on September 16th. All you need to do is LIKE their fanpage and submit your email address (.edu emails only) to enter. 5 random winners for each show (total of 10 winners). The winners will be announced on Facebook. Get on that.
All we know is it has something to do with Labor and you can’t wear white again until Memorial Day. Either way, Monday Off means all-weekend party, and the Beer-B-Q has to be getting stale, so Campus Socialite is here with 5 Party Themes, specifically for labor day. Read up, and if you decide to try one, please send me pictures.
There’s something about a hot teacher that gets everyone going, but the key is not to get caught. This little kid breaks a cardinal rule: you never keep staring. Quick glance and that’s it, otherwise it’s going to make for a really awkward semester. Sorry little dude. Teacher boobs have feelings too.
This week’s Throwback Thursday is all over the place. I wanted to do something to celebrate the beginning of football season, but I couldn’t really
