When you’re close to 60 years old, you imagine yourself as a newly grey-haired old man surrounded by tons of money and skinny blonde bitches. If acting like Hugh Hefner fails, you’d probably move on to bigger and better endeavors like traveling to St. Tropez or some pretentious stuff like that. What you probably won’t do is try to start a rap career. Meet A. Samuels, an executive with too much time and money on his hands.
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since the days of our prehistoric ancestors who had to rub sticks together for heat, the Smore has come a long way. Here’s some 5 new ways to make Smores that will have you begging for S’more.
Kenny Florian needs no introduction. The man is fighting Jose Aldo Jr. on October 8th for the UFC Featherweight Championship, he is the co-host of ESPN’s MMA Live, was in the finals of the original season of The Ultimate Fighter and holds wins over Clay Guida, Joe Lauzon and most recently, Diego Nunes. Kenny joins me to talk about his upcoming title fight, what it’s like balancing the fighting career w/ his ESPN gig and much more!
Lounging in the pool ain’t what it used to be. It’s not that dull, flat inflatable rafts and simple poolside basketball rims aren’t enjoyable. You’re surrounded by water and your life is not in the least bit of danger and your basement isn’t completely destroyed, almost everything is fun in that situation.
Men never actually grow up. I’ll be laughing about dick and fart jokes until the day I die. I still aspire to be an astronaut/cowboy, or combination of the two. I’d waste all of my money building a ballpit into my house if I could. Our newest show Man-Teen supports this claim, but so do a number of other movies that you might or might not know. Let’s start with the obvious and move towards the obscure, shall we?
If you’re a college student with an average sex life, you’ve surely found yourself knocking on your roommate’s door for an extra condom you’re hoping will fit and last through the night. If you’re lucky, you’ll remember the free condoms you received from some campus event you only attended for the free food. For the unlucky folks, MTV has created a solution with an app called iCondoms.
Shelby Fero (@ShelbyFero), our featured Twitter of the day, is a college student. Well not yet actually, she’s 17 years old and heading for college this Fall. So why are we doing a 17 year old for Top Tweets? Because she has 40,000 followers and deserves every single one of them.
Who in there right mind would group these musicians together if they know a solitary iota about music. Always playing the perfect tunes for any situation. Get pumped for the gym, walk to class, drive your car, have sex, get high or set up a solid pre-game, setting the proper mood with the perfect mix of situational tracks is an absolute must.
Here at The Campus Socialite, we’re suckers for good music. We certainly couldn’t pass up the chance to play Jay-Z and Kanye’s “Watch the Throne” album in the office all day. We’ve made a track-by-track review review for you late listeners or the ones who need convincing.
Like the Terminator being sent back in time to prevent future John Connor from being born, the ex is from the present sent to the bar to prevent any future sexual encounters for that night. A jilted lover is one of the most lethal and efficient ways to completely close any open vagina doors that may be open to you.