I know Americans hate soccer, this past week aside. As for Volleyball, unless it’s being played on the beach, drunk, and with hot girls in bikinis, count us out. But this sport, which appears to be being played by Kung Fu Masters, whatever the Fuck it calls itself, needs to come to America ASAP. Prepare to be blown away.
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Campus Socialites welcome back to everyone’s favorite weekly column “Hazing A Celebrity” with yours truly TRS. This week I really couldn’t decide who I wanted to haze until I saw the videos this morning circulating around of the original Ruff Ryder, DMX. I used to listen to DMX growing up in the suburbs and really related to him as a twelve year old white kid.
Ever been in a crowded area, saw someone swinging their hair and confused that person for a girl? It started happening to me in the early 2000’s when metrosexuality was all the rage among men who wanted to embrace the side of them that yearns to wear panties. Now men who I confuse for masculine girls are the norm. I’ve compiled a list below of ten feminine male celebrities just to show you what I mean.
One of readers, Sarah Helen from Stanford, CA, has entered a viral video contest being run by Blu Electronic Cigarettes. If her video gets enough votes to win, she’ll get $10,000, and you’ll all get to see an encore of this YouTube video, ending with a topless shot. As you can see, Sarah is incredibly blessed in the chesticle region, so get to voting, socialites (after the jump)!
If you don’t live under a rock then you have probably at least heard about the “News of the World” scandal. Basically, a British tabloid magazine owned by billionaire media mogul Rupert Murdoch was hacking into people’s cell phones. But that’s neither here nor there. This is about what happened just today: that same billionaire got pied in the face while he was in Parliament to testify.
The Beastie Boys, the three Jewish kids from our childhood who rapped like they were from the hood, are back for more. This time the
It’s back and more ridiculous than ever. Well, at least this preview makes it look ridiculous. It’s the same old crap that they’ve done for the past 3 seasons, except this time it’s in Italy, which magnifies the drama 100%. I’d go into more detail, but you should really just check it out…you won’t be disappointed.
Why hire a lawyer when you can just hire two guys who have gotten more DUI tickets then they can count. They’ll tell you exactly what to do, in any circumstance, and for much cheaper than a lawyer. What more do you need? On second thought, please hire a lawyer, but watch this video too. It’s funny, and that’s all i’m saying about the subject.
Most people suffer through the bad times for a while before giving a meek two-weeks notice. The ballsy ones impersonate Scarface from Half Baked and give a big fudge you to everyone before walking out the door, like the Taco Bell employee who just had to let the rest of the staff know how he felt. Those people have given us enough entertainment for five epic job resignations.
The rumor has been spreading through the interwebs like wildfire over the past few days: The possibility of Sony and Microsoft teaming up on a joint venture to usher in the next era in console gaming. There are a few key ideas that support these claims, and even more reasons why it SHOULD happen, even if they aren’t planning it.