taco bell breakfast

Taco Bells in California, the fast food kingdom of America, made a very important announcement today. One that might just change your life, or at least your hopes of productivity after noon. Taco Bell just introduced a brand new menu, trademarked as FirstMeal. Yep, if you happen to live in California, Arizona, or Colorado you can now eat your breakfast off a purple tray. The world’s most infamous fast food chain is now open early.

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I suppose we can all imagine the embarrassment of going to a Super Bowl party with your girlfriend and not knowing what a Quarterback does. No? Just testing you. Well someone out there doesn’t know what a quarterback does, and he actually posted a Craigslist ad offering someone $500 to teach him so he can impress his girlfriend and her ex boyfriend at his Super Bowl party. I’m not even kidding.

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We’ve seen some crazy things in the world this week. Even just today. But nothing so far like this. A cute Asian girl gets told my some off-screen dude to paint. All she has to do it with is a basketball. She looks confused and intimidated but it’s a huge bluff, because somehow, what comes out of some red paint and your standard, orange, air-pumped ball is a masterpiece. We’re still scratching our heads. Did I mention she’s pretty hot? Enjoy.

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peyton manning

The news of shifting to a defensive-minded head coach along with the firings of long time vice chairman Bill Polian, and his son, general manager Chris have all but signaled the Colts are officially in the dreaded “rebuilding” stage. Will Peyton Manning want to be apart of a rebuilding team and more importantly do the Colts want to keep Manning coming off a serious neck injury with the number one pick at their disposal? Let’s take a look at 5 potential teams that could be in play for the Manning sweepstakes with the writing on the wall that the Peyton era in Indianapolis is nearing an end.

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demi moore

So TMZ and a bunch of other news outlets have reported that everyone’s favorite 80’s Hot Girl layover, Demi Moore had a seizure at her house the other night, causing the paramedics to be called. Is she Epileptic? Nope. Turns out the cougar who’s practically your mother’s age was huffing aerosol cans like she was 18 at a Phish show. She was rushed to the hospital from her house and is now checked into rehab for ” stress and exhaustion.” Also known as too many Whip-Its and pain killers.

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With each new motion control console, there’s always a viral video on the internet that involves somebody or something getting hurt. Well, what if there was a conspiracy behind it? What if the companies just did it so that they’d get viral marketing for their products? What if they had to keep outdoing themselves until the only way they could get any attention would be by killing a kid and hiding the body? That’d seriously be fudgeed up. Especially just to sell a Wii U.

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