Seeing 13-year olds cursing their parents on Twitter for not getting an iPad makes me cringe. The internet blew up with the aforementioned angry Tweets on Monday, and all the compilation images made me want to beat myself in the head with a sack full of oranges. Until that is, I saw this video with all the bratty, spoiled madness put to song. It’s still pathetic, it still makes me want to crack a skull, but how do you not laugh at this?

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A few years back this guy wouldn’t even garner a mention in a conversation about the greatest Quarterbacks in the game, but he strapped up, got better every year, won a Super Bowl, and is now the official holder of one of the most sought after records in Football. The speech could have been better but Brees’ public speaking ability is not something we would put a lot of stock in. We’re just happy to be able to participate in his moment.

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How pissed would you be if you were up all night passing out presents to bratty kids and had to watch Lebron James beat the Mavs on Christmas Day? No confirmation on whether or not this is in fact the real Santa, but none the less, think Mrs. Clause made a little too much Egg Nog. Can you get a ticket for Sleighing While Intoxicated? In any case, we feel you Santa. Hard to be jolly with that stuff going on.

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Let’s be honest with each other here. You could be the biggest, ballinest dude on campus, but from time to time, you’re still going to have to take care of yourself. The question is, and will always be, how does one get their stuff done while they’re living in the dorms? These two asian dudes must have been struggling so hard that they even decided to write a song about it. Speaking for all who have had experience in this topic, it’s pretty damn funny.

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