This is your Captain (Morgan) speaking and I’m here to tell you about the simple little things you can do to severely increase your chances of getting it in – even during finals week when the entire girl population is locked away in the library. From manscaping to morning sex, these tips require little to no skill and maybe a few dollars out of your wallet but sometimes you’ve got to pay a tiny little price if you want that shiny golden wrapper in there to ever see some action.
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Okay, so the zombie fad may have died out…but we all knew it was going to rise again. This trailer for a fan-made Left 4 Dead movie gives us a taste of what could happen if we put true zombie fans behind the camera. Without the studios, or directors too old to remember where their Depends are, we get this gritty and gory badassness that makes me excited to see what they pump out for their actual film. For now though, you’re just going to have to settle for the trailer.
You might not understand the outlet part of that. Let me explain: wait, even better – let the video explain itself. All these outlets sing happy birthday to the LEAF, which just celebrated its first birthday of gas-free driving…though I can’t say I’ve seen a single one on the road yet. I guess it might take America a while to adapt to being a nation full of hippies. Anyways, Happy #LEAFBday.
This beast seats 10 people and is capable of making land or sea it’s bitch. Just try not to get laid.
This Boardwalk Empire rap with Agent Sebso will make you even more sorry that Season 2 is over. “Empire State Of Mind” parodies got old a long time ago, but here’s one more for good measure.
The Anliker McLaren SLR 999 Red Gold Dream was built by Swedish businessman Ueli Anliker, who has a love for over-the-top tuners – and it shows. It’s tackiness is blinding, or maybe that’s just the entirely gold interior, lined with rubies, and polished with a nice think coat of complete doucher. If you have $11 mil hanging around, then go fudge yourself…then you can buy this monster.
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Well this came out of absolutely nowhere. I’m assuming that this threequel is a ploy to capitalize on the popularity of 3D technology, but I’ll choose to look past it for reasons of personal nostalgia. We all know that Men in Black 2 was a complete and utter fail, but for some reason seeing this trailer still gets me super pumped. Let’s hope this one is a win.
Ahh, college – The only place where it’s socially acceptable to be a drunken disaster in the middle of a street. And that’s exactly what happened on Kirkwood after IU beat Kentucky by one point on December 10. Check out this ridiculous video of everyone getting rowdy in the streets, all over cars, and just getting generally sloppy all over the place.
One of the greatest fears of meeting people on the internet is that the person you’re meeting is actually a serial killer. The Dating Site