Every guy has their most beloved “feature” on a girl. Whether it’s her legs, boobs, ass, but whatever the case may be, nobody can deny that the eyes define how sexy a girl really is. When you are at a party and you and a girl are playing the eye game, it allows the male to see how sexy her eyes are. For those of you who aren’t aware of the “eye game”, shame. But in terms, it is the game that is played when you see a girl from across a room (preferably crowded) and refuse to make eye contact with each other. You look away and then look back and you find out she really was staring at you. How do you know this? Because the bitch looks away directly after you look at her. Fucking tease. You may talk to this girl, you may not. If you ever have the chance to get a little action down low, every college guy MUST look for this… blowjob eyes.
Now, blowjob eyes are, in my opinion, one of the most – no, no, no – the sexiest and hottest thing a girl can do. Just the fact that she isn’t closing her eyes while doing her job (literally) and has the audacity to look up at you is not only hot, it’s respectful. You are basically having a conversation in those two to five seconds of her looking at you. “Do you like this?” Are you serious? Yes. “Do you want to go further?” Again, yes. Boom. There you go, you are about to get laid. How do you get to see these blowjob eyes you may ask? Here’s how. For all of the guys out there, if you are constantly staring at a girl while she’s giving you head, DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS. First off, its creepy as stuff. The girl feels like she’s getting stared down and she tries to do better and accidentally bites you. No bueno my dude. This is what you do. Do not even acknowledge her doing it for a few minutes (hopefully you can last that long). Then continuously look down at her and back away… look down at her, then back away. She’ll wonder what the fudge is going on. That’s when she’ll start looking up to see what’s up. That’s when the lightning strikes… in the form of blowjob eyes.
From experience (yes, I’ve seen them), I can honestly say they are a work of art. Some eyes are great, others awkward, but some are simply sensational. The best blowjob eyes are done by a girl who is wearing mascara. So if you have a girlfriend for four years and you are getting head and she just woke up with no make-up on, sorry man, not good eyes to look at. Tell her to get out of bed and put some make-up on (and a sandwich if you’re feeling ballsy). After the mascara application, you need to look at her pupils during it. If you can see any white on the bottom, below the pupil, my friends, you have yourself a great blowjob eye. This white part is called the sclera. Congratulations you can skip biology tomorrow. Tell them the blowjob guy said you could…see how they take that.
Sensational blowjob eyes happen when you can see the confidence in the girl doing the “job”. When it looks as if she is staring you down, with her eyebrows curled downward, somewhat like Satan, that’s sensational. So just think, Satan = Sensational. Sorry for all the Christ-lovers, but hey, if you are reading an article on bj’s then you’re not really a lover of Christ. So fudge you.
Just for some reference, I’m going to show you my top three greatest blowjob eyes. If you agree, excellent! Hit me up and we’ll go hunting for ’em. If you don’t, then again, fudge yourself. Here are my top three…
Angelina Jolie
Along with her excellent blowjob lips, the eyes are perfect as well. Because I am not a stud and/or famous (… yet), I will not be able to experience these blowjob eyes for myself. But Brad Pitt (lucky bastard) and Billy Bob Thornton (weirdo) have had the pleasure of seeing that glorious pearly white sclera underneath the amazing pupil that is Angelina Jolie’s eye. That’s very awkward to say, I know, but think about it… wouldn’t you want to see it? I know I would Angelina Jolie comes in at number three out of three (last, but still good) on my top three blowie eyes. What’s behind curtain number two…
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Mila Kunis
Oh Mila Kunis. I pronounce it My-Lah, because it’s “my luck” I’ll never get to see those gorgeous blowjob eyes. Damn. Perfection. The eyebrows are petite, yet seductive. The whiteness in the eye is clearly visible. Pure bliss in every blink. That fudgeer from Home Alone got to see those bad girls, I consider that little child from the corn to be one lucky bastard. But a lucky bitch would be Natalie Portman in that special scene from Black Swan. Spoiler alert, Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman get it on. Lesbian-style. Kunis shows off her luxurious BJ eyes for the world and lucky Natalie gets to see them first-hand. The picture of the ultimate blowjob eyes are posted underneath. If you scrolled down and came back up to read the rest, you are one horny bastard… as you should be. Mila rounds off my top three blowjob eyes, especially after her clam carnival with Portman.
