So you know that girl you meet Freshman year? She’s a virgin, she thinks drinking is bad, and that people don’t really have ulterior motives? Well, Sheltered College Freshman is that girl. She’s so delightfully oblivious that she just attracts every dude at the party. She’s the girl that guys love to take, and the girl that girls hate.
Category: Entertainment
Tomorrow, Ricky Gervais is probably going to do what he does best: make tons of jokes about the other celebrities in the room, as well as the networks, production companies, and even the bureaucracy behind the award show itself. Basically, Ricky Gervais is just a cool motherfudgeer. Plain and simple. So lets take a look at what he did the past two years, and the awesome things that he said.
By the way people are going nuts over this 2-minute teaser trailer, you’d think it was in the running for Best Picture. Remixes, mash-ups, and now, a cartoon version with footage from “Batman The Animated Series,” which ranks just under The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, and Batman (Michael Keaton) on the list of best Batman adaptations of all time. Props for creativity. Enjoy.
Seriously, I don’t think it could get any cooler than this. You best be going to Bounce Music Festival, Puerto Vallarta for Spring Break (via Xtreme Trips), or you’re going to miss out on a legendary event. The dudes at Bounce just announced the first phase of artists set to play there, and they’re not kidding around. Paul Oakenfold is only one of the headliners and is certainly not alone.
I refuse to believe that this thing is real. It just doesn’t make sense to my inferior mind, so I’m forced to be skeptical. If it is legit, then I’ll never look at kitchenware the same again.
The video’s description really does say it all. This is a masterpiece, combining a stuff-ton of classic quotes and moments from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia,” and synchronizing them into 4 minutes of dubsteppy goodness. You really really don’t wanna miss this one.
Penn State student Christian Petredis came up with the beat this past Summer with Sam Narick signing the hook. Then they grabbed Maserati Mo and Mike Wallz, both Penn State football players, to drop the rap verses and “Falling To You” was born. For a few college students frickin around on laptops, we have to say, the track is really sick.
In case you couldn’t figure it out already, we kinda have a boner for the “6 hour extrasensory experience” known as Cosmic Opera. What kind of shenanigans this concert/circus entails, we still aren’t 100% sure – but with Swedish House Mafia’s Axwell at the helm and Hammerstein Ballroom as the host, you can bet your asses we’ll be there. Tickets go on sale January 17th, so be ready.
Jack is a man who came from nothing and rose up to become a modern-day Buddha of business, social interactions, and mind power (and control). Needless to say, he has some wisdom to share, and with just these 20 quotations and a good head of hair, you could be running corporations and banging supermodels in no time. Fuck Self-Help books. A few Jack Donaghyisms are all you need. Don’t hurt yourself.
Instant Panty Dropper. This new track “When It Gets Cold” comes to us directly from University of Wisconsin where Quincy Kwalae and JT Roach are killing it. Smooth vocals, acoustic guitar, a little drums. Basically, you need to grab a girl, sit her down on your couch, and play this track immediately. Babies will be made.