It’s not every day that Cracked.com posts an article about college, so when they do we feel obligated to reblog it for our readers. Be prepared for some of the best “that’s so true” nonsense on the web. By the way, highlighting stuff is useless. Just saying.
Category: Lifestyle
You may or may not have noticed something different about today’s Throwback Thursdays. The childish crap has been replaced by some awesome crap that you’ll probably like more, for two reasons: 1. The old formula of Snack + Toy + TV Show was getting old, and 2. I was starting to fun out of stuff to use. So without further ado, I present to you to new Throwback Thursdays.
You might have seen one of the “I’m Shmacked” videos on our site before. It’s a video series that travels the country, showing you the best party spots, hottest girls, and all the culture on a different college campus with every chapter. This time “I’m Shmacked” comes to the coolest city in the world and Campus Socialite’s home-base: New York City.
Okay Movember participants, this one is for you. I thought we had rolled out all the facial hair-related content we had, but it just keeps pouring in. This infographic from Sortable.com will teach you the history of Movember and give you some statistics on Prostate Cancer (which, let’s be honest, no man wants to hear). But the fun part is at the bottom, where there is an awesome collection of famous moustaches.
If you thought you were a boss with your run-of-the-mill Beats By Dre headphones, you’re so foolish. The first images of the most baller version of the legendary headphones have hit the web, and they look fresh as hell. These bad boys will cost you a pretty penny though – Monster’s online store is listing them as $400.
If you think you have the skills to be a Beer Pong champ, then maybe you should sign up for the 7th Annual World Series of Beer Pong. You have 3 weeks left to enter, so get on that before it’s too late. You could win the $50,000 grand prize. Check out the promo video and more info after the jump.
As a new inductee into the Touchscreen Smartphone community, I have often wondered what will happen when it comes time to break out my snow gloves – not that it was any easier with a Blackberry. The fact that we’re half-way through November and it’s already snowed says that this winter is going to be bad, so how the fudge am I gonna surf the web while not getting frostbite. Enter the Muji Touchscreen Gloves, quite possibly the best invention since…the touchscreen.
Yes, I realize how gay that headline sounds, but it’s exactly what you’re about to see. This guy is a boss – he downs beers in less than 2 seconds, and somehow uses that natural gift to wrangle tongue from the smokeshows also known as the Hooter girls. To top it all off he cheats his way into lip-to-lip contact. Kudos, guy.
It’s just basic logic that college students on the whole can’t possibly be as good at drinking as they say they are while they have a Natty Light in one hand and a Ping Pong Ball in the other. It’s time to step up New York-based Socialites, and Test Your Might at the NYC Beerathon. 26 bars and a 12-ounce craft beer waiting patiently for you at each one. Think you can handle it? I’ll bet you do.
Mr. Jerry Sandusky, the man who has now been accused by a reported 10+ different young children, won’t frickin back down. Last night Bob Costas, among other questions, asked him if he is attracted to young boys. His response: “I enjoy young people.” The full interview is above. Watch as much as you can before vomiting.
