Yes, it’s still October, and you are probably still drunk. Take a 5 minute break from drinking your way through this jolly fall month and give this a read. You might need it if you want to survive to see Thanksgiving.
Category: Lifestyle
An undeclared Major, a 2.0 GPA and two write ups for hauling a full keg into your dorm room doesn’t look so good on a transfer application. No worries. What we have for you today is a list of schools that will take basically anyone, provided they have a pulse and no history of leprosy. They might seem lame at first but I’ll happily explain why they should be taken into consideration.
One of our amazing readers sent in this gem, and it wasn’t until about 48 seconds in that we decided we had to post it up here…you’ll see why. Nothing is hotter than girls getting catty in a pool full of Jello.
Whatever creative genius runs this channel already brought us the Best Punches and the best Unscripted Scenes in film, and now the best of one of my favorite parts of a well-written script: the word “Fuck.” Some say cursing is a cheap laugh, but I say that it’s an art form. This video list counts down 100 of the best Fucking “Fucks” in film history, almost 14 Fucking minutes of footage. Fuck!
Our friends at The Smoking Jacket nailed this one on the head. Every game I go to, there is at least one of these 8 people chilling near me, trying to ruin my crew’s long afternoon of BBQ, beer, and debauchery. Now you can identify them and avoid them at all costs.
I shivered when I watched this courageous pot smoker suck up all that smoke…through his nose, worst of all. It takes some of my greatest fears – a super harsh gravity bong and inhaling smoke through my nose – and combines them into one insanely epic moment. Somewhere in this kid’s head, a sinus is weeping.
At this point I think everyone has figured out that these letters are completely bogus, but that doesn’t stop a new one from popping up every few weeks, and the majority of uninformed college dumbasses still believe that this is really the school warning them about fapping in the shower. Of course, you know better because you’re a campus socialite. But they’re funny as hell anyway. Check em all out.
I’ve never been so serious in all my life. Apparently, Snoop Dogg has a green thumb, and a love for all kinds of veggies. So the rapper and gardening enthusiast reached out to Ian Neale, the British man who grew the world’s largest rutabaga, or Swedish Turnip (“swede” in the UK). Watch the video and find out what happens next.
Check out this new article from our boys at TheSchoolPhilly.com. Dudes will understand. Girls can learn a thing or two.
Back at it again, The Campus Socialite invades The University of Illinois with the Blitz & Beatz Tour – combining big football games with big beatz. Along with Spread The Groove Entertainment and Tricoastal Records we bring to you an event series that is sure to kickoff the semester with a bang!