Oh. My. God. I can’t believe what I just saw. Most effectively gross video I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and all it took was 6 seconds. The picture might not do it justice, but trust me – you’re gonna wanna see this, even if I already told you how unbelievably disgusting it is.
Category: Sports
Normally reserved (i’m basing that on the impossibility of finding her on Google Images, wearing anything less than a Soccer Jersey), Hope Solo has shocked the world and our Libido’s with her announcement that she will appear in ESPN The Magazine’s “Bodies” Issue….minus Jersey.
Kenny Florian needs no introduction. The man is fighting Jose Aldo Jr. on October 8th for the UFC Featherweight Championship, he is the co-host of ESPN’s MMA Live, was in the finals of the original season of The Ultimate Fighter and holds wins over Clay Guida, Joe Lauzon and most recently, Diego Nunes. Kenny joins me to talk about his upcoming title fight, what it’s like balancing the fighting career w/ his ESPN gig and much more!
Denard Robinson obviously knows a thing or two about self-promotion. In his quest to win the Heisman Trophy this year, Denard released this epic video, set to music, and showing some of his greatest moments in Michigan gear. Not too humble but you have to give the dude props, especially seeing that he single-handedly carries one of the greatest college sports franchises in history.
The Bulls might not have made the Finals, but surely you couldn’t blame Kevin Durant. Ever since the first round draft pick and the hype surrounding it, Kevin Durant has done nothing to disappoint. The NBA might be locked out with no end in sight but that didn’t stop Durant from walking on the court yesterday and making everyone around him look stupid.
The NBA Lockout might be the stufftiest thing to come out of sports since The NFL Lockout (earlier this year), but if nothing else,
What if the perfect skating terrain, one with smooth surfaces, naturally occurring quarter-pipes, and edges to grind, was your own house? That’s why this dude customized his homebase like a level in a skateboarding video game. Epic!
I know Americans hate soccer, this past week aside. As for Volleyball, unless it’s being played on the beach, drunk, and with hot girls in bikinis, count us out. But this sport, which appears to be being played by Kung Fu Masters, whatever the Fuck it calls itself, needs to come to America ASAP. Prepare to be blown away.
It is my belief that anyone attached to enough considerable evidence of Steroid use should be disqualified from the Hall of Fame, and maybe even Baseball. I realize this is an entirely radical belief but I would have settled for Perjury convictions of Bonds and Clemens. As of today, it doesn’t seem like either of those dreams will ever come to fruition.
Here at The Campus Socialite, we love Team USA and you should too. Why? Because their hot (check out this gallery if you don’t believe me), their American, and their #winning. It’s just too bad the games air during the day when half of us are at work, or class, or in the middle of some much needed afternoon-delight (clap clap). In case you missed it, Campus Socialite has your highlights right here.
