It’s hard in the streets for pseudo celebs. Michael Todd, bassist for Coheed and Cambria, did the most epic walk of shame today after he robbed a Walgreens pharmacy in Massachussets for six bottles of pain killers. Todd walked into the pharmacy with a note on his phone saying he had a bomb, and demanded six bottles of Oxycontin. He then took a cab back to the Comcast Center where the rest of Coheed and Cambria was scheduled to play. Cops arrested him right before their performance, and the band went on without him. Todd was charged with armed robbery (though, a cellphone hardly counts as armed) and unlawful prescription of narcotics. With a bail of $10,000, it would’ve been cheaper for Todd to get a prescription for the drug. Just another day in the world of stupid celebrities.
