By: Lauren Cohen (University of Miami)
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Tequila Avion might be experiencing the best publicity any product can ever dream of. If you’ve been keeping up with the last couple episodes of Entourage, you not only know what I’m talking about, but, admit it, you’re curious for a try of this magical tequila yourself. “All I can say is, I’ve had a lot of sex, and the best has been while drinking this,” Porn star Sasha Grey says while her and Vince drunkenly praise the tequila as Turtle films them. Then Turtle, during a serious lapse in judgment, links the video to Vince’s twitter account. Bad for his image? You bet. And Shauna and Ari are pissed, especially since this incident puts Vince’s potentially big new project in serious jeopardy.
Meanwhile, Ari is terrified of a lawsuit he has reason to believe is coming his way from none other than ex-employee and new enemy, Lizzie Grant. But it turns out that Lizzie isn’t planning on suing Ari…instead, she sent the tapes she has of Ari making ‘sexual harassment-like’ comments to Deadline Hollywood. If things with Ari and Mrs. Ari have been a little rocky lately…expect things to get much, much worse.
Turtle finally gets into Alex’s pants… except he doesn’t quite treat her to his finest performance. He later confides in Vince and the boys that Alex was completely bald down there, and that it freaked him out. Later on in the episode, after he convinces Alex to give him a second shot in the sack, Alex makes a comment along the lines of how it must have only been bad the first time around because it was Turtle’s first time having sex (I think this makes the number one spot of things NOT to say to guys in bed…at least one’s who are not virgins, aka Turtle). Turtle gets upset, but they talk it out, and go at it again. Seems like things are finally starting to look up for Turtle.
The episode ends with Ari storming over to Vince’s to see what’s going on with him…only to find a very naked Sasha walking into the pool and Vince, also completely naked, passed out on the side of the pool, half his body hanging in the pool and half out. Can you say rehab?
Memorable Quotes:
Ari on how he’s not taking any phone calls: “I don’t care if Justin Bieber calls and wants me to negotiate the rights to his virginity, I don’t want to talk to him.”
Ari: “Lizzie’s journal proves that I’m guilty like Lindsay Blohan proves that fame is frickin healthy.”
Check out a preview for Sunday’s episode below!
