In life there is a double standard when it comes to sleeping around. If a guy does it, he is the man and all his buddies think he’s the stuff. On the other hand, if a girl does it, she’s a slut. Well ladies, believe it or not, there are ways to get around this double standard. Here are some ways to have your cake and eat it too, without being called out on it.
Don’t Broadcast Your Endeavors
People won’t know you’re a slut if you don’t go around talking about all the guys you’ve hooked up with. If you keep your number of how many guys you’ve slept with to yourself, then no one else will know. Do not go blogging about it, or tweeting, or even Facebook status updating. If you do any of these, people will find out. There are people who I personally don’t know on campus but I know who they’ve hooked up with. That right there is how bad reputations get formed. If you’re trying to maintain at least a little dignity, then keep what goes on behind closed doors between you and the guy.
Limit Yourself with How Many Guys per Group
If every weekend you’re at the same fraternity hooking up with a different brother, then yes, you will be considered a slut. Spread yourself out around campus. Find a different boy from a different place every weekend and then you’ll be free to embrace your inner slut. Guys talk, especially frat guys, so if you’re at a brotherhood event at their house, everyone in Greek life will know. If you go and get drunk and hook up with a brother in the boom-boom room at a party, you better believe that someone will call you out on it every time you see that guy.
Avoid Guys with Girlfriends
Guys in relationships are a big no-go if you’re trying to keep a good reputation. Not only will you be called a slut once people (aka the girlfriend and her friends) find out, but you’ll also be a home-wrecker. If a guy has a girlfriend, he’s off limits for the secret slut. Though he’ll look like an butt for cheating on his girlfriend of three years, you’ll look like the slut who ruined their relationship. That is something that people never forget so if you’re grinding on some guy and a girl walks over and tells you he’s taken, move onto the next guy. There are plenty of single guys out there for you to play with.
Get it in and Get Out
This is literally as simple as it sounds. Find a guy, have sex with said guy, and go home. No sleepovers, or the next morning you’ll have to casually slip out the door in front of all his friends in that little party dress. Walk of shames are a dead giveaway that you’re a slut. If you get it in and get out before the morning, no one except the boy will know what you did last night. Make sure you remember your phone and anything else that you would have to go back and get. If you leave no traces of you being there, then it’s like you never were.
So there you have it, ways to be a slut without anyone actually knowing you are one. The real trick is to keep up that classy bitch persona that you work oh so well for. If you look and act like you aren’t a slut, then it’s easier to get away with being one.
