It’s Finally Happened: Bro Culture Has Turned Bromosexual

I’ve seen this coming for a while now. When a cultural phenomenon involving straight male love and lacrosse builds and builds, eventually it has to cross the line of what’s appropriate. I have no problem with bros being bros, or gay dudes being gay dudes, but when bros become gay dudes, something has gone awry. The new Bromance iPhone app just stepped over that boundary.

Meet Bromance. The iPhone App that connects you to other guys nearby with the same likes/interests as you. Find yourself a workout buddy and get in shape. Organize some Ultimate Frisbee action with other guys around you. Want to meet up and play a game of hoops? Bored on a Friday night and want to grab a beer? Perhaps you want to organize a lan party with like-minded gamers?! Bromance. The location-based network for dudes that do.

Because there’s no such thing as having too many bros. This is basically an app for bro dating. I don’t even know what else I can say about this, for fear of crossing a moral line that even I’m not comfortable with (that’s a first). I’m gonna go ahead and say that this marks the beginning of the end of the bro craze. Thank god – I was getting tired of flip-flops, Oakleys, and backwards lanyards. I apologize in advance for any bros’ feelings I may have hurt writing this.

[via Gawker]

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