And I thought the Internet couldn’t stoop any lower than “Friday.” I should have known a Scandinavian would come out with a song that’s actually worse in every way. The main difference is that watching Rebecca Black made me weep for my own culture; When I watch Tonje Langeteig and her rapping Norwegian goons I just can’t help but laugh. I can’t tell whether this song is a serious attempt at music or just some kind of snobby European joke that preys on the retardation of American viral desires. Whatever it is, I’ve never laughed so hard while simultaneously feeling the overwhelming need to commit suicide in some incredibly gruesome way. I implore you to watch this once, and then immediately poke out your eyes and puncture your eardrums so you never have to deal with it again. Check it after the jump.