#PeeqOnCampus is trying to replace #SyllabusWeek as the quintessential college hashtag. But instead of bitching about syllabuses and first week’s back, this is for the wins of college. You know, the Socialite stuff. At least that’s what it looks like. I plan on following #PeeqOnCampus very closely, but for now, I’ll just give you the Top 20, thus far.
I’m Shmacked, the movie about the party scene at colleges around the country, is back with their 6th trailer. This one was originally supposed to be at USC, but after a less than warm reception, the guys behind the movie decided to go with their second choice, the ever-controversial Penn State.
The only event where women of questionable Football skills but amazingly curvy physiques suit up in as little clothing as possible, a couple of pads, and start banging into each other at full force is back. The Lingerie Bowl is here again.
And when I say custom, I mean really custom. You can personalize the color of every single panel and the brim, change the color of the stitching and eyelets, and choose and colorize logos. The one downside is that you can only choose from MLB logos at the moment, sorry folks. Head over to NewEraByYou.com to build your own.
Honestly, I don’t know how I feel about this. Comedies with subtitles usually don’t pan out because people focus so hard on reading that they forget to laugh. I understand that it’s a satire of melodramatic Spanish language soap operas, but I’m not sure if that concept is enough to carry the entire movie. But we’ll see when it hits theaters March 16.
Getting a ride to the airport, waiting in lines, getting your junk touched by TSA, drastically increasing your odds of burning up in a fireball, nose-dive plane crash (sorry, I’m morbid in the morning)? Doesn’t seem worth it. Then I saw this Backpack that folds out Transformers style into a Scooter for cruising across linoleum floors at rapid speeds. And although it looks like it was made from radioactive scrap metal, I desperately want a use for it.
Hell of a run, Green Bay Packers. You may have gone undefeated in games you actually tried to win this year, but Super Bowl repeats are hard to come by nowadays. Aaron Rodgers and the boys are taking the loss hard right now over some Dom P and golf I’m sure, but I don’t think anyone is hurting more than this, for lack of a better term, Crazy Cheese Head-Wearing Bitch.
Javier joins me to talk about who inspired him as a kid, what the road was like as an up-and-coming musician with a record deal to becoming the next big thing on an American reality show, what Metallica song we are going to jam on backstage, who HE thinks would make great coaches on the show and MORE!
If he can’t succeed doing anything else in life, at least he has the world record for this. YouTube user Shoenice22 proved that he is a god among men when he sucked down all 3 of these beers (with their caps on) in less than a minute. Even more, he did it all without use of his hands. A true socialite, and complete alcoholic. We salute you.
If you haven’t been paying attention to anything we’ve said over the past week or two, then you most definitely missed our thoughts on Cosmic Opera, the extrasensory music experience that’s taking place at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York on February 24. Tickets go on sale tomorrow, and you can get them here. Swedish House Mafia’s Axwell is headlining, so be ready. Check out the trailer after the jump.