As I flip through the channels on the TV, I always have to stop at my three favorite stations, MTV, E, and of course, The Food Network. For some reason I just can’t live without trashy television, news that doesn’t matter, and food that I would love to eat but can’t since I am a poor college student living in a dorm. Yes I know my TV watching habits are atrocious, but I really don’t give a fudge. Regardless, there is always someone on these networks, or in the casts of my favorite shows, that just really pisses me off. They almost make me want to stop watching the show all together…almost. Who am I kidding? I’d probably watch them anyways.
Jenelle from Teen Mom 2
Even though Teen Mom is my favorite show, and I watch it religiously every Tuesday night at 10 o’clock, there is one cast member I just cannot stand! Just watching the commercials for the show, she pisses me off. Knocked up at 16, Jenelle is a party loving, beach girl from a Seaside Town in North Carolina. Like most teen parents, her boyfriend left her, and he mother primarily helps take care of her son Jace. You think Jenelle would have settled down after she gave birth to her son and actually step up to the responsibilities of motherhood, but nope, not Jenelle. She still goes out with her friends just as much as she used to, and comes home early in the mornings after parties, drunk, high, hung-over and covered in hickies. Her mother, who completely and totally takes care of her son, currently has Jace in her custody since Jenelle is such an unfit mother. She is also extremely rude to her mom; always cursing and fighting with her. She should just be grateful that someone is actually looking after her child. Seriously Jenelle, grow the fudge up, get a job, and take care of your son. You give other teen moms an awful name.
Sammi from Jersey Shore
Sammi, the prettiest of the guidette’s in the Jersey Shore house, used to be one of my favorite cast members. Her sweet first season romance with Ronnie was adorable and everyone seemed to like her. Fast forward to when Jersey Shore took over Miami. Sammi went down hill. Majorly. In Miami Ronnie and Sammi were constantly fighting since Ronnie was pretty much cheating on her. At first I felt bad for Sammi. Ronnie was being such an ass for doing this to her. Quickly however, my feelings for them switched. After an “anonymous” note from Snooki and Jwoww, explaining what kind of things Ronnie was doing when he went out, Sammi got mad at the people trying to help her, rather than Ronnie for being such a pig. Props to Ronnie for actually getting away with all his bullstuff because Sammi took him back anyways, making herself look like a total ass when her friends were just trying to help. Sammi’s crap has only continued into season three of Jersey Shore since she basically holds Ronnie captive in their room. Ronnie and Sammi get into it yet again. Another big fight over absolutely NOTHING, ending up with Sammi punching Ronnie for talking to JWoww. Now Ronnie is a grimy dude, but seriously, grow some balls and breakup with the stupid bitch. She is way too controlling.
AJ Ceil from Married to Rock
The first thing that bothers me about AJ is that she is not really “Married to Rock”. She is only dating rocker Billy Duffy. I want to like AJ, since she graduated from Hofstra University with a degree in communications, but I just can’t. The relationship between her and Billy on the show makes me want to shake her and be like WAKE UP! Clearly AJ wants to get married and have a family, but Billy want nothing to do with that and cannot commit! Not only has she brought it up to him countless times, but he wont even take her on tour, and is rude to her about how she keeps their home clean and organized. She even considers popping the question to him, but eventually comes to her senses. AJ: Billy is a commitment phobic freak, and he is never going to want to get married! Seriously, leave him!
Paula Deen from The Food Network
Let’s be clear: I love The Food Network. Everything always looks so good, but it only makes me sad since it reminds me that the only food I’ll be eating is that crap we have on campus. Regardless, Paula Deen is the absolute worst. Don’t get me wrong; everything she cooks looks amazing! The problem is everything on her show is so fattening that it could make the skinniest person gain ten pounds in a single bite! Paula Deen smothers every recipe with cream, sugar, butter and more butter! What I want to know is how her and her family are not dying of diabetes after constantly eating the things that she makes? Paula Deen is just a sweet old lady, who some people may argue has a fake southern accent. It just bothers me that I not only can’t eat her food, but would die from eating her food if I actually could eat it.
