Does anyone even watch Jersey Shore anymore? Yeah? Well then unlike me, you actually caught the madness in last night’s episode (and actually knew the show was still on). Well, apparently last night’s Jersey Shore took every day trashiness to new levels of awful. So much so that Jimmy Kimmel had to have someone read the recap on his show. He chose Gary Oldman and it is perfect. Enjoy.
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You wouldn’t want to touch JWoww with a 10 foot spear a couple of years back, but in this recent shoot for the “Perfect Tan Bikini,” we have to say, she looks damn good. All that surgery and airbrushing does a body good.
You may have thought more than once over the past 10 years whether or not there were people in this world who could actually be this stupid and maybe, just maybe, Reality TV is all a huge sham to put money in TV network’s pockets by convincing us that we were watching some alternate version of our own Earthly worlds. Well here’s your answer.
I don’t know where this video came from or why it’s come from anywhere, but if you were ever interested to hear Snooki’s thoughts on current events, not pertaining to tanning or House music, this is your chance. The production value looks like Weekend Update with Colin Quinn, but hey, can’t blame a girl for trying.
MTV is currently working on new episodes and we couldn’t be more excited. But in case you have doubts, here’s a taste of Beavis and Butthead tackling current events, and by that I mean The Jersey Shore. Perfect.
As STI-ridden as those Jersey Shore kids may be, everyone is jumping at a chance to work with or endorse our favorite orange men. According to XXL Magazine, 50 Cent plans on signing DJ Pauly D — the only one worth watching — to G-Unit.
In honor of Jersey Shore’s season premiere tonight, we’re rating all the ladies of the Shore based on the total package, that is the combination of their looks, attitude, skankiness, and cool factor. We’ve put a lot of thought into this, so if you don’t like it, piss off. Just a reminder: 10 is the best, 1 is just straight-up terrible. Let’s get it in!
Check out The Campus Socialite’s picks for what’s dropping this week in Movies, Music, DVD, and Gaming. You heard it here first.
It’s back and more ridiculous than ever. Well, at least this preview makes it look ridiculous. It’s the same old crap that they’ve done for the past 3 seasons, except this time it’s in Italy, which magnifies the drama 100%. I’d go into more detail, but you should really just check it out…you won’t be disappointed.