As we saw with the Packers’ early rounds ousting, there is no chance at any kind of intelligent prediction, but that doesn’t mean we can’t dream up some scenarios. Here are the 4 possible Super Bowl match-ups complete with our pre-emptive commentary. We have our preferences of course, but the Super Bowl is like sex with an 8. How bad could it be?
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The only event where women of questionable Football skills but amazingly curvy physiques suit up in as little clothing as possible, a couple of pads, and start banging into each other at full force is back. The Lingerie Bowl is here again.
Hell of a run, Green Bay Packers. You may have gone undefeated in games you actually tried to win this year, but Super Bowl repeats are hard to come by nowadays. Aaron Rodgers and the boys are taking the loss hard right now over some Dom P and golf I’m sure, but I don’t think anyone is hurting more than this, for lack of a better term, Crazy Cheese Head-Wearing Bitch.
This video is 9 months old already, but we won’t hold it against our friends at BroBible, who posted it earlier today. I mean, how can you get angry while peeking at that massive underboobage? The Giants killed it yesterday, and us New Yorkers are hoping for another trip to the Super Bowl, and Ms. Meena can motivate us all the way to glory and climax…I just went there.
We might have wished for the guy to get his by a bus more than a few times, but Jason Taylor’s Hall-Of-Fame career came to an end on Sunday and his final locker room could warm even the coldest of Jet’s fan’s hearts.
A few years back this guy wouldn’t even garner a mention in a conversation about the greatest Quarterbacks in the game, but he strapped up, got better every year, won a Super Bowl, and is now the official holder of one of the most sought after records in Football. The speech could have been better but Brees’ public speaking ability is not something we would put a lot of stock in. We’re just happy to be able to participate in his moment.
It was a fluke. Stop acting like the Packers’ loss means anything. They are still the best team out there, and they were always beatable. Every team is beatable. That loss means as much as a loss in week 17 when none of the starters play past the first quarter means.
Nobody knows anything for sure. Apparently she doesn’t even follow him on Twitter, a deal breaker if ever there was one. But if Mark Sanchez is really taking that to the bedroom every night, possibly all season, we’re willing to give him a pass this year. Nice to know Kate is into class too. I’m looking at you Gisele.
This time of the season, the playoff picture becomes such a massive clusterfudge that I can’t even begin to comprehend it. The scenarios and tiebreakers and different permutations form an incomprehensible lattice of possibilities that somehow manages to FUCK EVERYONE. No one ends up happy come week 17 when they’ve figured out where their team is.
Owning a piece of a Super Bowl Champion team seems pretty cool. The Green Bay Packer’s recent stock offering however, might be more detrimental to your wallet than it’s worth. Especially if you like ripping on Tim Tebow.